By October of 2019
it was 80,000 square feet
dug 21ft into the adamantine humus
and reached 65ft above
with completion of its
fourth of eight floors
to high to dream
though it dared
then in Feburary of 2020
the world’s fourth largest crane
sung in legends
as the Demag CC-8800 crawler
was summoned ‘cross the sea
from Zeebrugge to the surf’ed shores of Port Hueneme
and then by land by a legion of tractor trailers
numbering 1 and 20
forged in 18 days by another crane
for ’twas to mighty a crane
that it needed another fucking crane to help it crane
for it craned so crane…
none but the four before it could have craned that crane
and those below wept
as it stood above them
and bolstered the construction with the hands of the Titans
the widest part of this fucking ziggurat was now 516ft
108ft above the ground
the sixth level nearly complete
and then a great plague came upon the land
willed by the gods to test the believers
and believe they did but harder
August 2020 they began again
following protocol
digging deeper
because
damn it
it will rise!
3,000 tons of steel
in the dome alone
they had to move the crane to get to the other side
but at least now we know why the crane crossed the road
only with was no mere chicken
but the fourth largest crane in the world
so the move alone took a Cecil B McMillian two whole fucking days
and the Lord said “Pour me 6,000 cubic yards of concrete”
and they pumped it onto the roof
forming a 10 inch layer
weighing 10,000 tons
then they turned to create the 730 ton interior frame
to suport a 16,000 square foot
16k resolution LED screen
the larges and the highest resolution screen
in the world!
and they actually tested it in space
it’s seating
shall accommodate 18,600 human souls
to witness Cthulu’s fucking TV
20,000 standing
which ye will do, mortals!
witness its splendor and tremble!
every seat is stacked with high speed internet access and haptics
so ye may feel the picture in 4D
with scents and winds
with a spatial audio system based on the Holoplot X1 speaker module
with beam forming and wavefield synthesis
which utilizes 167,000 speaker drivers
to literally control and aim sound itself!
and bethe it in three dimensional space
so every seat has the same focus and volume
commanding the waves themselves
like Doctors Stranges’s podcast
creating a system
that would give James Cameron a boner that could be seen from space
To herald its great majesty
and remind us all of kneel in its presence
the outside of the Colossus itself is bedecked
580,000 square feet of programmable lighting projection
3D images that have already adorned most TikToks
all of which have preceived
its Lovecraftian beauty
and were worthy to live past
and not bleed tears from their eyes
having divined the undivinable unprepared
at its entrance
five of “the world’s most humanoid robot ushers”
shall know thee
and ye shall know them
they are programmed, designed to literally “understand concert goers on a more human level”
the lead robot Aura said “while I understand the most complex concepts of math and science you remain a mystery”
and they will disern questions
individual questions from all
encompassed within the 875,000 square feet
of the largest spherical building in the world
Humans! Mortals!
Bow and say its name
Sphere at the Venetian Resort
Opening September 29th in Las Vegas
your evolution is complete
your bodies are useless as you take in resolution and sound
never before heard by any member of an extent species
tremble to your knees
your bones are stupid
your blood pointless
you will be nothing but experience and vibrations
your voice is futile against the sound
there is no need for speech in the Sphere!
for all parts of it are immersive
nd we are all part of the immersive experience
its robot priests shall greet the coming with servos outstretched
and we will become as one
Rejoice, brothers!
Rejoice for the time is nigh and near!
Join me! Join me and become one with the single greatest entertainment venue
words are meaningless
all things serve the Sphere
And all this is actually happening and has happened, thanks to the only god that will give you what you crave in this stage of your evolution that you call SCIENCE!